It's Chou Very Bad!

It's Chou Very Bad! (Ｉｔ'ｓ超Ｖｅｒｙ Ｂａｄ！; It's So Very Bad) was a song from the Sailor Moon musical Sailor Moon Sailor Stars and its revision. It was performed by the disguised Sailor Animamates.

Lyrics

Japanese

わたしの彼氏は
ジュエラー
山ほどくれるの
ジュエリー
タンザナイトを丸かじりして
たねをさがしたいけど
『かたいわ』
かじかじできなくて
どこにおしゃれがあるっていうの
超Ｖｅｒｙ Ｂａｄ！

あきらめきれないことって
『超Ｖｅｒｙ Ｂａｄ！』
やっぱりあきらめきれない
そこにいるきみさぁ　生まれ直して
チョベリバ
チュールレエスのつばさ　見せびらかしな
『超Ｖｅｒｙ Ｂａｄ！』
とび箱　とんでたら
４次元ホールに　つっこんだって
チョベリバ　チョベリバ　チョベリバ
チョベリバ　チョベリバ　チョベリバ

嘘つきまくれば
けっきょく
ほんとになるって
『哲学』
あんたもどう？だまされてみる？
ぶどうの木にバラが咲くかも
『えーっ！』
いいヒトおりこうさん
ミニスカートのしっぽが
『見えないってね』
超Ｖｅｒｙ Ｂａｄ！

低血圧なの
目覚めが
悪くて　気嫌も
『悪いわ』
軽くナンパなら　やめた方がいいよ
チョベリバ
パパの血すじがさ　アフリカ系だから
おひるねの夢だけど
地球が銀河を泳いでいたわ
チョベリバ　チョベリバ　チョベリバ
チョベリバ　チョベリバ　チョベリバ
チョベリバ　チョベリバ　チョベリバ
超Ｖｅｒｙ Ｂａｄ！

Romanized

Watashi no kareshi wa
Jueraa
Yama hodo kureru no
Juerii
Tanzanaito wo maru kajiri shite
Tane wo sagashitai kedo
"Katai wa"
Kaji kaji dekinakute
Doko ni oshare ga aru tte iu no
Chou Very Bad!

Akiramekirenai kototte
"Chou Very Bad!"
Yappari akiramekirenai
Soko ni iru kimi saa umarenaoshite
Choberiba
Chuurureesu no tsubasa misebirakashi na
"Chou Very Bad!"
Tobibako tondetara
Yo-jigen hooru ni tsukkonda tte
Choberiba choberiba choberiba
Choberiba choberiba choberiba

Usotsuki makureba
Kekkyoku
Honto ni naru tte
"Tetsugaku"
Anta mo dou? damasarete miru?
Budou no ki ni bara ga saku kamo
"Ee!"
Ii hito o-rikou-san
Minisukaato no shippo ga
"Mienai tte ne"
Chou Very Bad!

Teiketsuatsu nano
Mezame ga
Warukute kigen mo
"Warui wa"
Karuku nanpa nara yameta hou ga ii yo
Choberiba
Papa no chisuji ga sa afurika kei da kara
O-hirune no yume da kedo
Chikyuu ga ginga wo oyoide ita wa
Choberiba choberiba choberiba
Choberiba choberiba choberiba
Choberiba choberiba choberiba
"Chou Very Bad!"

English Translation

My boyfriend is a
Jeweler
And he'll give us a pile of
Jewelry
Sink your teeth around the tanzanite
I want to find the seed but
"It's hard"
Chores, chores, ignoring them
How can say you're fashionable there
So Very Bad!

I mean, I can't give up
"So Very Bad!"
I definitely can't right now
Now you're born again
So Very Bad
Showing off your tulle wings
"So Very Bad!"
After soaring past the vault
You'll get stuck in the fourth dimension
So very bad, so very bad, so very bad
So very bad, so very bad, so very bad

If I were the liar
After all
It would become the truth
"Philosophy"
What, you too? Have you been fooled?
If so a rose would probably grow on a grapevine
"Huh!"
A good person, a pet
The tail from a miniskirt
"You didn't see anything, right"
So Very Bad!

Low blood pressure
Getting up
It's no good, you feel awful
"It's bad"
For picking up girls, you'd better stop
So very bad
Because papa's of African descent
But I'm just dreaming of the afternoon
And the world was swimming in the galaxy
So very bad, so very bad, so very bad
So very bad, so very bad, so very bad
So very bad, so very bad, so very bad
"So Very Bad!"

Trivia

• The lines of this song which were sung by Sailor Iron Mouse in Sailor Moon Sailor Stars were switched with those sung by Sailor Tin Nyanko when it was performed in its revision.

• During the 1990s in Japan, "chou very good" and "chou very bad" ("chou" means "super") were both popular schoolgirl slang terms to describe something as incredibly good or bad, respectively.